Sunday, June 2, 2013

The Office/ tough interview questions/ explaining why you were fired

May 22 The Office: A couple of weeks ago I was watching a The Office rerun, waiting before dinner was about to start.  This woman was being fired and the boss lists the reasons: "For the past 2 yrs, you spend all your time online shopping, you smoke in your office, you leave for hours at a time or even days."

Me: I don't get that.  Like she's been doing this for 2 yrs?  She would have been dismissed after a month if she did that.  Unless it's not until she's been at this job for a yr did she start behaving like that.  I guess I'm saying it's unrealistic that she would last this long.

I'm thinking of all the reasons she's still here like: they couldn't find anyone to replace her, she hasn't done anything illegal or immoral to get an automatic dismissal.  She's just a poor worker.

The Soup place: This kind of happened at the Soup place.  I mentioned about that co-worker who has an 80% chance she misses Mon. and a 50% chance she misses Tues.  She doesn't call.  She lasted here for a yr a half until the place closed down.

The managers were really nice.  They know when she's here, she's a good worker.  She just has poor attendance and doesn't call.  One of the managers even said to me: "I will give her one more chance" like if she doesn't show up and doesn't call, she's gone.  A couple weeks went by and she started not showing up again.

Alias parody: This reminds me of the MADtv parody.  On Alias, Sydney is a spy and graduate student.  In the sketch she's missing all these classes and she's giving excuses to her professor.

Professor: I'm going to give you 9 more chances!

lol.  I will say the sketch is funny and accurate.  They even got an Asian man as the professor just like on the first season of Alias.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdjmXqKedcI 

Job Seeker: I read a few articles by Briana in the Job Seeker newsletter.

Tough interview questions: The question is "Have you ever worked with someone you didn't like?"  I'm sure we all have.  It's important about how to deal with it.  Tell them why the person wasn't likeable, how you handled the situation, and say something positive about that person.

http://www.hiregroundsoftware.com/blog/job-seekers/tough-interview-questions-iii/

Resume objective: This discusses not being too specific and not too general.  If you say something specific like a marketing coordinator, they may not think of you being able to be in a communications clerk job when you could be a good fit for that.

http://www.hiregroundsoftware.com/blog/job-seekers/resume-objective-lines-do-you-need-one/

Over applying: The tips are over applying for 100 jobs a week to the point you don't remember who you applied to.  Here's a good tip:

"Really think about the jobs you are applying to: will you enjoy it, or will you want to quit after a month? Don’t apply for jobs that will end up making your life miserable. The time saved when you disregard the ‘I might as well try’ jobs can be better spent making your cover letter or resume outstanding for the jobs you do apply for. Extra time should be spent with family, hobbies, volunteering or odd-jobs – not spent sending out endless resumes to companies you don’t want to work at."

The thing is apply to jobs you're really interested in at first.  After a month or so, you don't seem to be getting interviews or jobs, that's when you widen your net a bit and apply for something you don't really love, but like.  Then after some more time you apply to places you tolerate.
http://www.hiregroundsoftware.com/blog/job-seekers/are-you-over-applying/

Job infographic: This is a good infographic asking people if they like their bosses, co-workers, have you ever dated someone at work and would you?  Also how much coffee you drink.

http://www.hiregroundsoftware.com/blog/hr-blogs/how-much-do-you-love-your-job-infographic/
Job hunting while employed: Now this is a good article.  Don't tell people that you are looking for a job at work, because it could impact your current job.  Don't talk about it, and don't look for a job during business hours and use the company's printer and phone to do your job search.

Schedule interviews before and after work, or during lunch hours.  Now the references part is hard if they want one from your current employer:

"If you can offer 3 other qualified references, ask the hiring manager if those will be sufficient, as your current boss doesn’t know you are looking for other work. If you can’t offer enough recent, or good quality references and the hiring manager insists they would like to contact your boss, tell them you are happy to give them the information, but need a job offer first. You don’t want to impact your current job without a solid commitment from the new company."

http://www.hiregroundsoftware.com/blog/job-seekers/job-hunting-while-employed/

Resume tips: Keep your resume connected to professional networks like Linked In.

http://www.hiregroundsoftware.com/blog/job-seekers/how-to-prepare-your-resume-so-it-stands-out-from-the-crowd/


May 25 Follow-up note: After you do an interview, you should follow up with a note to the interviewer thanking them for their time.  Handwritten is good and all, but in some cases emails are good too.  A good tip was: "Do not mention salary and benefits."

There is a good sample note in it.
http://www.hiregroundsoftware.com/blog/job-seekers/following-up-after-the-interview/

Questions to not ask: Don't ask about salary, vacation time, flexible scheduling, and what the company does.  Anything about salary is after you get offered the job.

http://www.hiregroundsoftware.com/blog/job-seekers/5-questions-never-to-ask-at-the-end-of-an-interview/

Questions to ask: At the end of the interview, the interviewer asks: "Do you have any questions?"  #4 was basic questions like: "When can I expect to hear from you?"  I ask that kind of question, but like this: "When will you make a hiring decision?"

#5 is good because I never thought to ask these questions before:

"Decision questions. This type of question shows confidence and a willingness to fight for the job. “If you chose not to hire me, what would be the main reason” “If you had to decide between two candidates with similar skills and experience, what would be the determining factor”

http://www.hiregroundsoftware.com/blog/job-seekers/5-types-of-questions-to-ask-an-interviewer/

No callback: Here's an article of why you applied and didn't hear from them.  Like #2 is how you didn't "keyword optimize your resume."

"If the job description lists words in a certain order, e.g. a list of programming languages required, use the same order in your resume."

http://www.hiregroundsoftware.com/blog/job-seekers/reasons-you-never-hear-back-after-a-job-application/

Explaining why you were fired:
The thing is to be honest why you were fired.  Stay positive, don't trash talk, and be cool.  Don't show that you were angry, show what you learned.  It reminds me of being at Telemarketer #1 job.  After 4 days I was dismissed because I didn't sell anything. 

Then a week later I did a job interview at Telemarketer #2 job and I had to be honest and say that I worked at Telemarketer #1 job.  I did ask: "Does that count as working for the same company?"  It was like the same company, but different branches.  The #2 boss was nice because she did ask: "What did you learn from it?"

Me: I learned to really listen to what the customer is saying.

#2 did dismiss me after 4 days because I didn't sell anything.  Well, it looks like being a telemarketer to sell subscriptions is a difficult job.

http://www.hiregroundsoftware.com/blog/job-seekers/explaining-that-you-were-fired-from-your-last-position/

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