Saturday, November 12, 2011

funny videos/ jokes/ Group Therapy

Nov. 5 Funny videos: Here's one where a Camera Guy is with the Female News Reporter. As FNR interviews Fitness Woman, the CG does the same exercise too. They're on their backs on the exercise ball, and he has to roll himself back up, but he rolls off the ball.

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/training-day/201111/exercise-ball-proves-too-much-news-crew-member

Nov. 9 Jay Leno videos: Yesterday on Jay Leno, they were talking about that presidential candidate Herman Cain for sexual harassment. One woman reported it, and two more women came forward.

JL: It turns out there's a 4th woman who came forward too. It was when Cain was in the fast food industry.

Cut to a press conference and a female lawyer was talking at the podium. Camera pan out and it's the red headed girl from the Wendy's fast food restaurant who has come forward.
lol.

Nov. 10: A week before JL showed this other video. There is news.

News reporter: A car crashed into a McDonald's restaurant. It was an accident, but now it turns out it may not be. There were arrests.
Cut to Jack in the Box being arrested.
lol.

Jokes: This was a couple of months ago. I was watching Sarah Michelle Gellar on Jimmy Fallon. She was Buffy on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and now she's back to promote her new show Ringer where she plays twins.

SMG: I have the best co-star.
lol. She's poking fun at herself by playing two characters.

Alexander Skarsgard from the vampire show True Blood came on afterwards. When he comes on, the band was playing the Buffy theme song. I thought that was so cool to hear the song live.

Before Jay Leno's show starts, this is the prologue.

JL: I'm going to check on Charlie Sheen.
They open the dressing room, and CS has powder under his nose. You think he's done cocaine.
JL: Oh, Charlie.
CS: Oh, hey I was just eating a donut.
CS holds up a powdered donut.
lol.

Magic Clerk: On Jay Leno, there's a segment called "Magic Clerk." It's where a magician works at a convenience store and he does magic tricks. This guy is the 100th customer and this alarm is ringing.

Magic Clerk: Since you're the 100th customer, you get to have what's in this briefcase for free. It's items from the store.
He opens it, and it's the exact 4 items that the customer has picked.
Interesting trick.

Your Local News: JL showed this real video clip of a real news report. There was a White Woman and Black Man behind the counter as news reporters.

WW: A man was arrested for passing gas near a police officer. It's considered assault. He was arrested, and then was held...
As she is saying it, she is laughing at it. She couldn't go through with it.
BM is laughing too as he is finishing off what she said.

It was unprofessional, but the news was ridiculous. Can you say that line with a straight face? Maybe if you're on Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live.

Actors: I was watching Once Upon a Time, and I saw a promo where I thought I saw the actor David Anders. I then saw the ep "Snow Falls" and it was him! DA played a doctor, and had a prominent part in the ep. I don't know, maybe he'll be a fairytale character.

I also noticed that Jane Espenson is on as a producer on this show. She was a Buffy producer and she created the sci-fi show Warehouse 13.

Nov. 11 Job: Today was good at work, because it was really busy and I made a lot of tips.

All About Aubrey: Do you remember that girl group Danity Kane? They had songs like "Damaged" and "Show Stopper." The group started when P. Diddy created it on the TV show Making the Band 3. Well I read after the group ended, one of the members Aubrey was going to have her own reality show called All About Aubrey where she embarks on a solo career.

I was listening to the season finale episode on the internet while I look for a job. It was actually kind of inspiring to listen/ watch the ep. She talked about how last year, she thought her career was over, until she performed on this radio concert. There were record labels there, and she ended up getting signed.

The lesson is that though you may haven fallen on hard times, you can still get back up.

Group therapy: There's this advice column in the Globe and Mail called "Group Therapy." It's where people send in their question asking for advice. Lynn Coady picks three people's advice, and then she gives her take on which is usually all three of it combined.

I read this question for next week: "My best friend was happily dating a man for several months until he dumped her via text message. She is now pregnant and wants to keep the baby, and not tell him about it. I tell her he has the right to know, and she refuses. How do I persuade her?"

I'm going to email grouptherapy@globeandmail.com: "You should tell your friend how expensive it is to raise a kid. Will she be able to afford it? She needs to tell her ex that he has a kid so he can pay child support. He may want a paternity test, and he may not want to have anything to do with the kid, but it's still important to tell him. What if she runs into him when she's 6 months pregnant? He can do the math and would ask if the kid is his.

Tell your friend to tell her ex now, or else someone else is going to tell him that your friend is pregnant. How about writing an anonymous note to him telling him he's the father?"

LC and maybe a lot of people would disagree with my advice. We'll see what LC and other people would say in next week's column.

Nov. 12: I want to add I saw this on Desperate Housewives. Bree is dating Keith and this woman Amber comes looking for him. Then Bree learns that Amber actually had K's kid, and K doesn't even know about having a son. B decides to not tell K about it.

When that happened, I thought the show "jumped the shark." B should tell K about it. If my boyfriend had a kid with another woman, he should know about it. A couple episodes later, B does tell K about it. So the show didn't jump the shark.

Headlines: I was watching Jay Leno and he showed some funny headlines.

There was a nail salon called "Nail Me Good."

There was an ad, I forgot what's it for: "Leaves are falling...and so is your mom."
JL: That's a horrible ad!

Ad: "Slightly used car used for one bank robbery."
JL: So the car doesn't go very fast.

"Owl Creek picks mascot: It's an Owl."

"Sheep slightly used."
Me: What?

TV Guide: "CSI: A killer kills a man."

License plates: Here's some license plates I found on the roads:

JOSGIRL- Joe's Girl
BHOGALS- I don't totally know. Bho's Gals.
Factor Desserts van: YUMMY
AMAE
PATSY1

MYHY- My High, I like this one.

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