Oct. 30 Cute and funny: I was watching Jay Leno and there's a video clip of a dog praying. The dog puts his paws on the sofa arm chair and tucks his head underneath it as his owner was praying.
Owner: Thank you lord for this meal.... and give me strength to not chase my neighbor's cat. Amen.
The dog lifts his head. Jay then shows a clip of a satanic cat. The cat really did look possessed.
Stupid criminals: Also on Jay Leno, there was videos of stupid criminals. 2 robbers with light sabers into a convenience store. The clerk gets his lead pipe and starts hitting them with it so the robbers ran.
JL: That's the Employee Strikes Back.
Cut to a clip of a robber who puts on his Darth Vader mask in the store before robbing it. So of course, you see his face without the mask. He got arrested.
Cut to a 911 call. This woman bought an escort for her teen son to go to grad with him. The escort took the money and didn't go to grad with him.
911 operator: What's your address?
The mom and son hang up.
Joke: I was watching the rapper Jay Z as he introduces his song about addiction called "I know."
Jay Z: Don't Lindsay Lohan on.
The audience laughs.
Jay Z: Maybe I went too far. We'll have to edit it (the joke) out.
lol.
Nov. 1 Office job: Today I went to my first 8hr shift at the office. I was able to handle the switch board. Now, the challenging thing is to do the call backs and be able to help the customers. The morning was quiet, and the phone calls came every few min. I could read the newspaper, but I have to be working.
Instead, I studied my notes. When I've been there for 3 months and I totally know how to do my job, then you're allowed to slack off. The employees were joking around and having fun, but remained professional to help people. I worked on answering the phones in a professional manner, transferring calls, and taking messages.
Nov. 2: I think I can last for the rest of the week. One person's on vacation. They may be baby sitting me and my new co-worker, but I am helping. I am answering all the incoming calls and directing them and taking messages while the others are busy.
Guest- stars: Yesterday I was watching Gossip Girl and they managed to get three big celebs playing themselves in one episode. We got fashion designer Rachel Zoe, big fashion magazine editor Joe Zee (he's on the reality show The City) and the singer Robyn.
Robyn: I like Robyn's old songs like "Do you know what it takes?" and "Show me Love" way back in the late 90s. She has been doing music since then, but she was mainly staying in Europe. But now this year her music is appearing in the Canada and US.
Halloween fun: It's a little late with this, but I was watching Degrassi of the Dead. It was from a few years ago, but I haven't seen it. It's a 15 min. short film of "What if Degrassi was infested with zombies?" It was fun to watch. After it, there was a short "Making of." They then aired The Curse of Degrassi which was 30min. I saw it before. The story was more plausible with a ghost haunting the school than zombies coming out of nowhere.
Drake: You know the singer Drake? I love his song "Find your love." His real name is Aubrey Graham and he was on Degrassi: The Next Generation for years. After his role ended, he went by the name Drake and got a record deal. After the Degrassi of the Dead, it showed him dancing in his zombie costume. I got to say Drake can dance.
Brandy: You know the singer Brandy? She's now on Dancing with the Stars. I read an article where she's helping a girl who needs a heart transplant. Brandy is raising money for her surgery. B also invited her and her family over to celebrate the girl's bday. That is so nice.
Dialogue: I was thinking about that 90210 scene where the three high school girls Adrianna, Naomi, and Silver were crowding around the computer. The way they were acting and talking excitedly trying to trap the bad teacher Mr. Cannon was a really bad scene. They acted so stupid. I know teen girls can get really excited, but I thought it was written unrealistically. They were acting stupid, and it wasn't even funny.
There was that TV show The Sausage Factory, and the three high school guys Gilby, JC, and Zack discussed about how Z had contracted VD without having sex. The dialogue was stupid. It was realistic because there's misinformation about sex out there. I don't know if anyone will think this following dialogue is funny. You be the judge.
Gilby: Did you use any public restrooms recently?
Zack: Yeah, I did last week.
Cut to a scene with Z in the washroom.
Cut back to the restaurant.
JC: Did you use a toilet seat cover?
Z: No.G: What? You shared a toilet seat with that guy? Then that means you got a VD from a guy!
JC and G: Ooooohhhhh!
You may be thinking: "This is totally stupid and ridiculous. It's not a VD because he didn't have sex."
Good writing: I was watching Hellcats, and I thought it was kind of predictable. Is there anyone here who didn't think that Marti lost her virginity to her best friend Dan? However, I did like the ending when Savannah finds out that her boyfriend Dan lost his virginity to Marti.
Savannah was going to lose her virginity, but when she found out her boyfriend lost his virginity to Marti, S was really upset. S ran away crying. Great acting and filming.
I was watching Criminal Minds and this guy was going to kill himself. His cop father than shoots the guy's arm so he wouldn't shoot himself. Damn. That's a good shot, and it also made you think: "Can you ever shoot your own kid?" Well to prevent him from killing himself.
STDs on TV: On a side note, I got to give points to Hellcats for showing a condom on TV. Safety first kids.
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