Dec. 27 Jokes: I got this from Daily Silly. It's a short joke; set up and punchline:
"A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!"
Dec. 28: Here's another joke, but it kind of has a twist to it:
A man goes to the doctor and says: "It hurts when I press here" (pressing his side) "And when I press here" (pressing the other side) "And here" (his leg) "And here, here and here" (his other leg, and both arms) So the doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong. He exclaimed, "You've got a broken finger!"
Holiday joke: Here's a somewhat of a holiday joke.
After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. "That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. "That's still quite a bit," Tom groused. Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle. Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap." So the clerk handed him a mirror.
Comedy comparisons: I got some more examples about "getting scared about things that aren't supposed to be scary."
There was The Simpsons ep where Bart goes to kindergarten. He then drew this disturbing picture. Marge shows it to Homer.
Homer: Ahh! Burn it! Send it to hell!
Or the one on The Simpsons where some kids go to school on a snow day. The kids were watching this really bad Christmas movie. After the day was over, they open the doors and it turns out they're snowed in and trapped in the school.
Kid: We're going to miss Christmas.
The kids scream.
Principal Skinner: I fixed the dvd.
The kids scream even louder.
Photo booth: I was watching Jay Leno and there's a segment called "Photo Booth" where people get free photos from this photo booth. However, there's a woman host who talks to the people in the booth, and it's funny.
Cut to a married couple in the booth.
Host: How long have you been married?
Woman: 20 yrs.
Host: How about your husband leaves for a moment?
The Husband leaves.
Then this 20- something yr old guy enters and sits beside her. He then takes his shirt off and he puts his arm around her.
I'm like: "What?" Then I got this vibe it kind of felt like a strip club. You're in a booth and someone takes his shirt off for you.
Truth or Dare: There was a segment between other Jay Leno correspondents Mikey Day and Trevor Moore. They were playing truth or dare on the street. Mikey dares Trevor.
Mikey: I dare you to get people to sign a petition.
Cut to Trevor wearing a sandwich board saying: "Pave the Rainforest."
Trevor is walking around with a clipboard and no one was signing it. But he manages to get a group of 3 people to sign it. If I remember correctly, the 3 people were young looking, in their 20s.
Ebay: There's a segment called "Stuff we found on Ebay." Is it sold or not sold? There was a guitar that was made out of a toilet seat. It's a toilet seat with the guitar strings on it. It was sold. Cut to the Tonight Show band having the guitar. So the show bought it. lol.
Fun article: I got this from Emma Taylor through my blog. It's an article about "10 Famous Authors featured on The Simpsons."
http://www.accreditedonlinecolleges.org/blog/2011/10-famous-authors-featured-on-the-simpsons/
Shopping: Today I did some shopping at City Centre mall. The clothing store Costa Blanca has closed down. Urban Behavior is about to close down. They're in their final days. Carlton Cards is now replaced by Papyrus. I read in the Edmonton Journal they are the same company. Papyrus is more classier and upscale than the family-oriented Carlton Cards.
There's a new store called Flurries. It sells leather boots and bags. I was at the mall a few weeks ago, and the GAP has closed down. On that one day it had that Free Store where they gave away free stuff. Now the store is empty.
Reading: I found this through Facebook from Ronald Peterson (from MADtv) and he put this up: "Date a girl who reads." The article was written by Rosemarie Urquico.
It's a really well-written about what is so good about dating a girl who reads. It's about my fave topics of reading and writing. It's kind of a quirky article.
http://nonamerah.wordpress.com/2011/10/03/869/
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